bakwas
na koi kharcha
na koi len-den
ek muft pe aur muft chaar
na kuch khaas na koi raaz
tension-free
cholestrol-free
only timepaas,
Thursday, January 14, 2010
zaike anek desh ek.....INCREDIBLE INDIA!!!
food is the only secular thing in this world.food is the only divine thing in this world.food dosent hate anybody.it just lies there,have it if u r hungry,walk past if u dont want it,throw it away if u hate it,someone will maybe earth itself dissolve in itself.everyone falls in love with food once a day,coz everyone gets hungry once a day.whether we are some crook or some rapist or some scoundrel or politician or dumb ass or intelligent or waever we maybe....if we are hungry then food never bias never hesitate in filling our bellies.it never asks the pursuer or beholder of it about its identity,about its karmas or any other questions like why? who? whom? how? where? is it so? if..then wa...else?
anyone can eat.everyone can eat.we all know how to eat.whoever we are rich;poor;illetrate;james bond.foood serves anybody and everybody with equal consideration and love for us all.its we humans have biased food.food of hindus;food of muslims;food of this race that region...bla...bla...bla,its not other way round.ther is no cyclic relation in this.
food has put very minimal requirements to have it,that too for our own comfort and convenience-eat it if u have taste for it,try u will develop tatse for it,no need to rush into it,maybe someday we will have taste for that particular thing.eat as much as ur belly allows,dont waste,there is enough food for everyone,no need to fight just need to discover it.
anyone can eat.everyone can eat.we all know how to eat.whoever we are rich;poor;illetrate;james bond.foood serves anybody and everybody with equal consideration and love for us all.its we humans have biased food.food of hindus;food of muslims;food of this race that region...bla...bla...bla,its not other way round.ther is no cyclic relation in this.
food has put very minimal requirements to have it,that too for our own comfort and convenience-eat it if u have taste for it,try u will develop tatse for it,no need to rush into it,maybe someday we will have taste for that particular thing.eat as much as ur belly allows,dont waste,there is enough food for everyone,no need to fight just need to discover it.
unbearables
toilet cleaners they are.
wipe off our shit stains.
through,the drains.
the dirty filthy stinky jemadars.
do not get anywhere near them,
they have disgusting aura.
oozing what our shit stinks
sweating what our holes sweat.
getting rid off,our garbage piles
they give a damn,
we worship any god!!!
pace up your walk
dont torture ur nostrils and eyes.
what world they live in
how their food tastes
do they bathe,
who cleans,their latrines!!!
they are so unbearable
but they let us live clean
wipe off our shit stains.
through,the drains.
the dirty filthy stinky jemadars.
do not get anywhere near them,
they have disgusting aura.
oozing what our shit stinks
sweating what our holes sweat.
getting rid off,our garbage piles
they give a damn,
we worship any god!!!
pace up your walk
dont torture ur nostrils and eyes.
what world they live in
how their food tastes
do they bathe,
who cleans,their latrines!!!
they are so unbearable
but they let us live clean
KALASHNIKOV
me kalashnikov,i rule the world
noone dare stand against me;
when i speak
noone speaks ever thereafter;
i kill,i murder,i terrorise;
to some,i protect,am wise;
the truth,i dont know who'sbefore me
i just go past anyhting in my way,
thats just i was made for.
i am the most powerful.
bravest of braves stay behind me,
the boldest dont come face to face.
am the most loved,am a craze.
am game,6 or 60,
black or white,pray
anyone anyway,
none of u hate me,though
u hate ur own blood.
we the kalashnikovs,are immortal
we are the GOD,we are everywhere
humanity created me
to save itself from itself;
kill some of it to save rest of it;
i love my job,the fear i infuse
the madness i create,turns me on
more and more,its like ecstacy,
once am on i just dont wana stop,
it sets me free,brings eternal peace to me
coz thats what my karma is.
u made me the best.
simple than the rest.
not every human can conceive a human,
but any human can use me,to kill every human.
we made winning fights so easy
u donno but we made u so lazy,
u just have to pull the trigger,
and u have made ur point very clear.
the one who holds me may surrender me,
the one who is against me may seize me,
u can make two kalashnikovs fight each other,
but hey its only u who is mortal,not we.
i stop beating hearts,
i aint no machine to bring peace.
the brains cease,the body quits the soul
when i enter the body,and dig a hole.
people hear me coz they fear me
i take life out of them,
i spare nobody,i just kill,
thats my thrill.
u dont remember ?
u made me.not to sing any song,
but to cease voices right or wrong,
am just a piece of metal,no heart,
no brain,no life,yet its me,
who secure u the most.
whose warmth soothes u the most.
u hold me in arms as any child,
hug me as if i brought the ultimate solace.
hang me as if i lend u the strongest shoulder.
but u dont realise,
i stand in between the two of u,
am not human,
so i dont understand humanity
am just a gun.
noone dare stand against me;
when i speak
noone speaks ever thereafter;
i kill,i murder,i terrorise;
to some,i protect,am wise;
the truth,i dont know who'sbefore me
i just go past anyhting in my way,
thats just i was made for.
i am the most powerful.
bravest of braves stay behind me,
the boldest dont come face to face.
am the most loved,am a craze.
am game,6 or 60,
black or white,pray
anyone anyway,
none of u hate me,though
u hate ur own blood.
we the kalashnikovs,are immortal
we are the GOD,we are everywhere
humanity created me
to save itself from itself;
kill some of it to save rest of it;
i love my job,the fear i infuse
the madness i create,turns me on
more and more,its like ecstacy,
once am on i just dont wana stop,
it sets me free,brings eternal peace to me
coz thats what my karma is.
u made me the best.
simple than the rest.
not every human can conceive a human,
but any human can use me,to kill every human.
we made winning fights so easy
u donno but we made u so lazy,
u just have to pull the trigger,
and u have made ur point very clear.
the one who holds me may surrender me,
the one who is against me may seize me,
u can make two kalashnikovs fight each other,
but hey its only u who is mortal,not we.
i stop beating hearts,
i aint no machine to bring peace.
the brains cease,the body quits the soul
when i enter the body,and dig a hole.
people hear me coz they fear me
i take life out of them,
i spare nobody,i just kill,
thats my thrill.
u dont remember ?
u made me.not to sing any song,
but to cease voices right or wrong,
am just a piece of metal,no heart,
no brain,no life,yet its me,
who secure u the most.
whose warmth soothes u the most.
u hold me in arms as any child,
hug me as if i brought the ultimate solace.
hang me as if i lend u the strongest shoulder.
but u dont realise,
i stand in between the two of u,
am not human,
so i dont understand humanity
am just a gun.
chutta or change or khujra or chillad.......
arey yaar kya panga hain.pata nahi sala aaj kya hoga.subah subah pata nahi kis kisse pange hoyenge.madad karo bhagwan.haan ab woh bhi thode ruthe se rehte hain bahut soch samajh ke aur calculate kar ke hi kripa karte hain.pehle jaise nahi jisne chaha usey kripa milgayi...kya karein logo ne chadawa kam kar diya hain....desh unnati kar raha hain....logo ke paas acchi zindagi bhi hain ab....jyada garibi bhi nahi hain.....kul mila kar pehle se condtions better hain....isliye log ab tabhi daan dakshina karte hain jab jeb mein reserve mein chutte ho.uparwala bhi hum insano ka attitude khub samajh raha hain-ab insaan ko uski zaroorat nahi...insaan self sufficient ho raha hain....ab usey kuch bhi chahiye uskey liye usey kisi se prarthna nahi karni kisi se mangana nahi padega...bas jeb se note nikalo pheko aur kuch bhi lelo....hmmmm abey toh kya yeh chutte ka recession bhagwan ka karnama hain....kya yeh uparwale ki tactic hain hum insaano ko phir se uski bhakti ki aur kheechne ki......kya yaar dharti ki politics sambhalte sambhalte bhagwan bhi ab politician ban gaye hain....dekha ki unki public image kam horahi hain toh beta game khelne lage...aakhir asli power toh unhi ke paas hain...jo hota hain unhi ki marzi se hota hain...hhmm insaan log bhul gaye hain.....yaad karana padega....well GOD'S message is clear "love me hate me forget me but cant ever ignore me"
" hey bhagwan mujhe samajh agaya,mujhe aehsaas hogaya hain ki galti kaha ho rahi hain...par bhagwan aap toh sab jaante ho....arey chutte hain nahi to kya chadau aur main toh dono tarf se gareeb hu na chote note hain na bade note.dono hi kam hain mere paas....main toh badal jaunga bhagwan par bakiyo ka kya woh toh nahi badlenge....phir mere akele se kya hoga..... bas mera hi nuksan hoga.....aab aap ke yaha toh andher nahi hain par der toh hain...arey aap ka direct involvment toh rehta nahi hain..ghuma phira kar pata nahi kaha outsource kar dete ho solution ko.....pahuchte pahuchte toh barbad hojayenge.....yaha patience rakhne ke liye time kiske paas hain....we getting faster and advanced...hum logo ki tarakki ki raftar bahut tez hain......arey ab aapke bhi toh apne nakhre hain.....wahi purane khayalat hain abhi bhi aapke pardadao nanao ke zamane ke....waisa hi sochne ka dhang wahi purane tarike wahi orthodox aur superstitious soch......samay ke sang badlo bhagwan.....ab woh din door nahi ki humlogo ke liye aapko apne swarg ka tourist visa issue karna padega...kya yaar bhagwan yeh sab humare aur aapke beech generation gap ki wajah se hain......this is not fair bhagwan!! pehle sabko amir bana diya aur ab "chutte ka recession",,,, we didnt expected it from u god....aapne apni publicity aur glamourous image ko kam hote dekh yeh tarika apnaya wapis market mein aaney keliye.we held u in such high esteem we always used to look up to you for best solutions which had great values and highly respected......anyways i understand humlogo ki bhi galti hain..sab kuch milte hi aapko bas bhul hi gaye....woh kya hain na yaha andher toh ho sakta hain par der nahi...isliye aapko bhulne mei zara bhi der nahi lagi...aur bhul kar aagey bad gaye kyoki aapse toh ab matlab pura hua jo manga tha mil gaya....baki ab aap bhi purane hogaye ho kaha tak aapke woh sadiyo purane khayalato par hum log chalenge....we getting modern we r advancing we need new and fatser methods u know different and innovative .the world is changing god at a pace u just cant even think....forget matching upto it....ab aapke der andher ka funda nahi chal sakta......patience wala aadmi patient ho jata hain...aur impateint aagey bad jata hain...jo aagey hain wahi sab kuch paa sakta hain...isliye woh aur aagey bad jata hain aur bas badta chala jaate hain....aur agar kabhi kuch problem ho bhi jayein toh koi tension nahi sabke pass aapki kripa se ab bahut backup hain they will recover soon by hook or by crook..and be back on track as before.....so u only, gotta change god.we r fine!!....we need lots of "change(chutta paisa)", god!! u understand?.....if u wont help us we wont be worshiping u much as before,aap humein chutta paisa do,hum mandir aakar aapki pooja karenge,daan dakshina karenge,aarti ki thaali mein paisa dalenge....."men help them only ,who help men".......u gotta go with our pace...aapko hamare sang chalna hoga please badlo bhagwan......badlo....get modern open up broaden ur mind and heart....widen ur scope of thinking then only u will be able to look into properly and workout solutions in our favour and thus in return urs...."
" hey bhagwan mujhe samajh agaya,mujhe aehsaas hogaya hain ki galti kaha ho rahi hain...par bhagwan aap toh sab jaante ho....arey chutte hain nahi to kya chadau aur main toh dono tarf se gareeb hu na chote note hain na bade note.dono hi kam hain mere paas....main toh badal jaunga bhagwan par bakiyo ka kya woh toh nahi badlenge....phir mere akele se kya hoga..... bas mera hi nuksan hoga.....aab aap ke yaha toh andher nahi hain par der toh hain...arey aap ka direct involvment toh rehta nahi hain..ghuma phira kar pata nahi kaha outsource kar dete ho solution ko.....pahuchte pahuchte toh barbad hojayenge.....yaha patience rakhne ke liye time kiske paas hain....we getting faster and advanced...hum logo ki tarakki ki raftar bahut tez hain......arey ab aapke bhi toh apne nakhre hain.....wahi purane khayalat hain abhi bhi aapke pardadao nanao ke zamane ke....waisa hi sochne ka dhang wahi purane tarike wahi orthodox aur superstitious soch......samay ke sang badlo bhagwan.....ab woh din door nahi ki humlogo ke liye aapko apne swarg ka tourist visa issue karna padega...kya yaar bhagwan yeh sab humare aur aapke beech generation gap ki wajah se hain......this is not fair bhagwan!! pehle sabko amir bana diya aur ab "chutte ka recession",,,, we didnt expected it from u god....aapne apni publicity aur glamourous image ko kam hote dekh yeh tarika apnaya wapis market mein aaney keliye.we held u in such high esteem we always used to look up to you for best solutions which had great values and highly respected......anyways i understand humlogo ki bhi galti hain..sab kuch milte hi aapko bas bhul hi gaye....woh kya hain na yaha andher toh ho sakta hain par der nahi...isliye aapko bhulne mei zara bhi der nahi lagi...aur bhul kar aagey bad gaye kyoki aapse toh ab matlab pura hua jo manga tha mil gaya....baki ab aap bhi purane hogaye ho kaha tak aapke woh sadiyo purane khayalato par hum log chalenge....we getting modern we r advancing we need new and fatser methods u know different and innovative .the world is changing god at a pace u just cant even think....forget matching upto it....ab aapke der andher ka funda nahi chal sakta......patience wala aadmi patient ho jata hain...aur impateint aagey bad jata hain...jo aagey hain wahi sab kuch paa sakta hain...isliye woh aur aagey bad jata hain aur bas badta chala jaate hain....aur agar kabhi kuch problem ho bhi jayein toh koi tension nahi sabke pass aapki kripa se ab bahut backup hain they will recover soon by hook or by crook..and be back on track as before.....so u only, gotta change god.we r fine!!....we need lots of "change(chutta paisa)", god!! u understand?.....if u wont help us we wont be worshiping u much as before,aap humein chutta paisa do,hum mandir aakar aapki pooja karenge,daan dakshina karenge,aarti ki thaali mein paisa dalenge....."men help them only ,who help men".......u gotta go with our pace...aapko hamare sang chalna hoga please badlo bhagwan......badlo....get modern open up broaden ur mind and heart....widen ur scope of thinking then only u will be able to look into properly and workout solutions in our favour and thus in return urs...."
bas lage raho
saari hado ke paar,
apni sarhado ko leja,
zidd se mita lakeere,
koshish se mat ghabra
khel ke ant mein hoga
haar jeet ka faisla.
galtiya khamiya nahi dikhati,
batati hain kitna abhi baki hain karne ko,
galtiyo ki gehrayi mein dekho
dhund nikalti hain andar dabi
khuubiyo ko jinse abhi hum waqif nahi.
aise jeet ki,
baki apni haar mein gumsum nahi;
teri khushi mein apni hasi dhund le.
apni sarhado ko leja,
zidd se mita lakeere,
koshish se mat ghabra
khel ke ant mein hoga
haar jeet ka faisla.
galtiya khamiya nahi dikhati,
batati hain kitna abhi baki hain karne ko,
galtiyo ki gehrayi mein dekho
dhund nikalti hain andar dabi
khuubiyo ko jinse abhi hum waqif nahi.
aise jeet ki,
baki apni haar mein gumsum nahi;
teri khushi mein apni hasi dhund le.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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